The NEW Ten Commandments

1. You shall have no other gods before shopping
2. You shall make false idols or other reality TV shows.
3. You shall take the name of the LORD your God in vain, because WTF. 
4. Remember the Sabbath day, is a good day to get pissed
5. Tell your father and your mother to fuck off. Knobheads
6. You shall murder anyone who upsets you
7. You shall commit adultery, by searching on line
8. You shall steal, take what you can from the poor
9. You shall bear false witness against your neighbour and make their life hell.
10. You shall covet your neighbour’s wife or anything in a skirt