It felt sticky

Full frontal view.

Scratching with fingernail

Being very discreet.

Licking moisturized tongue

Spitting to dampen.

Stubborn and difficult

Definitely not shifting.

Getting seriously annoyed

In pure desperation.

Quick sharp tug

Resulted total exposure.

Rattle and roll

Two coconuts shaking.

Above hairy legs

There to see.

My prize banana

Dimples and spots.

Mrs Nosey Parker

Next door neighbour.

After taking photo

Frantic emergency call.

Knock on door

Stood laughing policeman.

Tattooed bare buttocks

Blue nylon socks.

Red faced explaining

Why I flashed.

Bloody chewing gum

Would not budge.