A man of many talents , of whome you put your trust . His jokes are sometimes funny , not always jokes you trust . He loves to know your business , but never will reveal . This deep and hidden secret , he always will conceal . What ever you will tell him , will pass from friend to friend . And on its final journey , it changes to offend  . They say beware of those who pry , for they turn out to be . The ones who turn things to a lie , and then on your head it be .