No More Page 3

Sunny mornings spent alone,

Calls for news named as such,

Yet scrawled careless between
pages isn’t news so much - 
‘Britney’s back with a hit!’
‘She’s 19 and she’s got tits!’
‘Chris and Gywneth finally split!’
I scrabble hungry for underestimated wit,
Yet,  between licking and flicking I find this is it-
An incredulous, shameful, shower of shit!

Just the three of us. ►


<Deleted User> (6895)

Mon 25th Aug 2014 17:53

and so say two of us!!goss mags?...UGH UGH UGH!


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alan barlow

Wed 20th Aug 2014 00:07

i cant remember the last time i even read a paper on the bus let felt compelled to buy one from a shop or stand, you have hit the nail on the head with this one :-)

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