I am just a rich boy

David Cameron is my name

I’ve inherited my fortune

From Daddy who was something in the City;

So I detest

All those grimy handed workers

So bollocks to the rest…

 

When I left my home and my family

I was no more than a boy

For the college that is Eton

Then on to Brasenose, Oxford University;

Laying low,

Where I drank with Hooray Henrys

In the Bullingdon; (I’d got

Caught before at Eton smoking pot).

 

Lies and lies…

 

I am just a rich boy

And George Osborne is my name;

I’ve inherited my fortune

As daddy’s from the minor aristocracy;

I do declare

I was also up at Oxford

But at Magdalen College there.

 

I was shopped by my friend Rothschild

For that lousy fifty grand

Deripraska was the donor

And everyone said, “Lucky, George! You got away!”

I did declare

Almost all of my expenses

In that second home affair

The Standards Team found nothing there, I swear!

 

Lies and lies …