Why Is It?

 

Why is it always on a Tuesday

I fancy egg fried rice?

Or chicken with cashew nuts?

When sweet and sour sounds nice?

 

When fish and chips don’t grab me,

Nor sausages and mash,

Not baked spud with a salad,

Nor good old corned beef hash?

 

 

It’s really quite frustrating

And quite the cruellest cut:

It’s always on a Tuesday

Our Chinese chippy’s shut!