Life's a Blast

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Whilst basking in the sun last week

I gazed up to the sky

Before I had a chance to blink

A bird crapped in my eye

 

From the shudd’ring hammock I duly fell

And rolled along the grass

Two snails, a slug were landed on

I squished them with my ass

 

On rising to beflip-flopped feet

A toe, it got a mangling

A hasty glance confirmed the news

Below my foot, my toe was dangling

 

Shortly after the reattachment

Lower limb in plaster cast

I bought myself a shotgun

Gave that goddamned bird a blast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Thu 26th Sep 2013 16:22

Delightful - comedy with a deft touch.

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John Coopey

Tue 24th Sep 2013 00:54

You don't have any photos of your feet, do you?

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Harry O'Neill

Fri 13th Sep 2013 00:18

Starfish,
If you see that evil-eyed magpie that shit on our front step last week, give it the second barrell!

(loved that beflip-fopped feet!)

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Rose Casserley

Wed 11th Sep 2013 17:19

oh Starfish! and heres me thinking you were a kindly poet! if its not your big feet in action,it's your (big?)ariss-haha-cheers dude/dude-ess?.x

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