I'm a right softy me,

I long to write something cutting

Something head butting

But it comes out like puppies, teddy bears or bubbles

If only I had some attitude

I could say something really rude

Like..erm..Bollocks,

Oops sorry, Just slipped out

I don't swear much, me

Well, I do in my head,

In my head, I've got clout.....

I don't eff and blind 

Well, not all the time

But I'll speak from the gut 

When it all goes tits up

Oops Sorry...............

I love to read the edgy stuff

Where the grit and shit's intended

I want to fit in twat and fuck

Sorry... don't read that line, if easily offended