Save Ulster From Sodomy

Papists rule out rubbers

lobby Paisley, Cardinals campaign,

petition Orange Men,

united by a great and noble aim,

Odd bedfellows marry hastily.

Saving Ulster from sodomy again.

Forty-two to fifty

They threw out equality,

ranting, foaming, raving, canting,

Stormont storms. Sodomy

My protestant Gran informed me,

If not the norm, was once a favoured form

of birth control.

Now, the laws the law

In Catholic France and Spain, but

special conditions pertain,

to a corner of the UK where

Old women reign -

Gran will turn beneath the turf when I say

The side of the angles is Sinn Fein.

Presbytarians are arseholes so stuff 'em!

Strange unsettling settlement

Upsets. Alliances crystalise and cave

Form and fold, old favours

Old grievances, old scores,

exchanged for what religionists crave

What's not settled at assembly

Is delayed, until we settle.

See you in court.