Dear all;


Here are a few more new short short
short poems. This time they are all
in a series.


If you have seen me around Manchester
recently, you may well have seen me
perform these.


Cheers

Andy N


I THREW MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENT AT THE WALL


And a lot like
Her lot
It rebounded
And hit me in the face.

I PLAYED FOOTBALL
WITH MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENT


I fractured my foot
With the second kick

I ASKED MY BROTHER TO GI
AND DUMP MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENT IN THE SKIP
ON THE WAY HOME
FROM VISITING ME IN THE HOSPITAL


But he forgot
And recycled it back
To me
The following Christmas