No matter who,

No matter where,

No matter when,

It only matters why and what for.

 

***

Yesterday was early,

Tomorrow will be late,

Today I have no time.

 

***

You can’t train in a gym?

 You want to look young and slim?

Stay close to the old ones and fat.

There are many ways to skin a cat.

 

***

Sometimes I think:

Here is my happiness.

But after a drink for two

I see that it’s just another experience.

 

***

I am allergic to Scotch.

When I drink a lot of it

My tongue begins to itch.

 

***

I am on the seventh heaven!

I am here a baron!

Don’t place a ladder

If you don’t want to be a scrapper!

I will never go down

As I don’t want to be a clown!

 

***

SMS from someone’s wife:

Went to the place you’ve sent,

I understand what you’ve meant.

Behave here like a whore and ask myself:

Why didn’t I listen to you before?

 

***

A good thought means a lot.

It’s orgasm of the brain

Which you have to train.

If you experience it

You’ll get fun.

Others who imitate it

 Just get a mock sun.

 

***

When we were young,

When we were young,

Lovely nonsense was on the tongue.

 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 9^th of January, 2013