HOW TO SHOP FOR SHOES:
(A lesson for women)
Enter St. John's Market
15:30 hours.
Locate shop-
walk up to shoe rack-
choose shoes-
pay at till-
Exit St John's Market
15:37 hours...
NEXT WEEK: How to 'Tell a Joke'
words and foto T carroll
Watch yer mouth Tommy! You've not been shopping with me yet. I'm in and out so fast you don't see my feet move. Actually - I only buy shoes when my last pair are beyond further repair. Work shoes usually last me about 5 years, and me steelies are indestructible.
Idea for next poem:
How To Generalise About Women and Insult Them at the Same Time
;p
Ha - you so don't understand the joys of buying a pair of shoes. It's quite an exciting jaunt that entails looking in every shop to make sure you've got the right pair - unless you're impulse buying of course!
Ah, only a stone's throw from Doncaster then. (via interballistic missile, that is.)
I love the gentle jibe at women's shopping habits but maybe that's 'cos I rarely buy shoes - my cupboards are already full of the things and I'm fed up with Imelda texting me to borrow another pair!
Liverpool town center Yvonne. :o)
The only fly in this ointment that I can see, Tommy, is locating St John's Market.
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Cathy
Fri 11th Jan 2013 11:37
Now Laura give him his due- they are always more likely to laugh at your shoes than your jokes. This made me laugh- I look forward to knowing how to tell a joke Tommy x