The New Me

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Verse one

I’m going to be a model

I’ve got a master scheme,

To nip the spots and wrinkles

And be a catwalk queen.

 

Verse two

I think I’ll have some botox

To end my facial frown

And then I’ll try a detox

(I can almost see my crown!)

 

Verse three

I’ll go for liposuction

To midriff, rear, and thighs,

It will be my introduction

To my slimmer, regal size.

 

Versh four

And then there’ll be the implants

So firm, pert mounds don’t flop.

Batwing tucks will soon enhance

My off-the-shoulder tops.

 

Glass five

Colonic irrigation

Will purge my inner soul

(The anal bleaching process

Will cleanse another hole.)

 

Glass shix

With nose-job and a facelift  

Pearly teeth and diamond nails

I’ll be top of every want list

My master plan can’t fail.

 

Glash sheven

To gasps of admiration

I’ll sashay in my prime

An  elegant  creation

From  another glass of wine.

 

G laks eiiiiiiiiiiiiiii////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

 

 

 

 

◄ Forever

MOUNT OLYMPUS ►

Comments

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Ged Thompson

Sat 26th Jan 2013 23:26

very clever

Well done X

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Hugh

Sat 26th Jan 2013 14:59

Again a great read,made me smile as well .

tony sheridan

Tue 8th Jan 2013 20:08

Nice one! Take care, Tony.

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Graham Sherwood

Fri 4th Jan 2013 12:00

Brilliant stuff to kick off 2013 Yvonne.

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Steve Higgins

Fri 4th Jan 2013 06:50

Wonderful. I love this. -Steve

<Deleted User> (10123)

Thu 3rd Jan 2013 22:46

Lush piece. loved it
nick c

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John Coopey

Thu 3rd Jan 2013 22:44

...and my girlfiends all looked better the more I'd drunk.
Nice to see you posting again, Y.

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