Zip error

Mell was trying to get on the bus but her skirt was to tight,

So she reached behind her,unzipped her skirt to put things right.

No joy,so again she reached behind her and unzipped it a little more,

Still getting nowhere,it was now quite a chore.

Then a robust rugby player picked her up by the waist and gently placed her on the bus.

"How dare you touch my body !"She was angry and made quite a fuss.

"Young lady I saw you had a problem so I helped you in the end,

And being you unzipped my fly twice I thought you were my friend."

◄ A fine death

Jacintha Saldanha R.I.P. ►


tony sheridan

Sat 8th Dec 2012 01:54

Nice one Hugh! Take care, Tony.

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Harry O'Neill

Wed 5th Dec 2012 13:33


`Zip-eedoo-dooda zip-ee-doo-day
Keep these last-liners coming our way`

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