Seven brothers were visiting their aunt who was in care,

The nurse entered the room she had sad news to bear.

"I am soo sorry there is not much hope for your aunt,

She is seriously in need of a brain transplant.

The good news is that the operation would be free,

But for the actual brain there is sadly a fee.

The cost of a man's brain is 5000 quid,

The female brain 500,flown in from Madrid."

Well every male face in the room lit up with a smile,

Every woman felt uncomfortable ,bowed their heads for a while.

One woman blurted out,"Why such a discrepancy?"She wasn't amused.

The nurse said,"Men's brains are dearer because they've never been used !"