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Fred's dilemma

Fred Faithful was a very loyal man.

LORRAINE was his pretty girlfriend,he was her number one fan.

One day he went to work and found a new girl had started.

She was called CLEARLY ,drop dead gorgeous,newly parted.

Fred became besotted,it was obvious CLEARLY liked him too.

But he still loved LORRAINE and didn't know what to do.

Fortunately as fate had it ,LORRAINE ran away with John.

As soon as this happened ,Fred burst into song.

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"I can see CLEARLY now LORRAINE has gone."

◄ Declan the miser

Pandemonium in the playground ►

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Auracle

Thu 28th Mar 2024 22:13

funny 😀

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jean lucy thompson

Thu 11th Oct 2012 22:55

Thats really good Fred Oops sorry I mean Hugh
So funny :)

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 10th Oct 2012 13:12

There's no doubt Hugh,
When laughter's due,
You are a true trend-setter;
Carly Simon clearly knew...
"Nobody does it better"! :-)

tony sheridan

Wed 10th Oct 2012 00:22

Your poems are giving me belly ache. To much laughing! Take care, Tony.

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