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Three Cruel Penguin Scenarios

#1

It bites. Infant. Baby penguin poached

and now escaping. Not cruel for biting, cruel

for gloating the carcass with random scatterings

in some yet to be discovered ancient animal

revenge ceremony.

 

#2

Penguin pet of leading

scientist accidentally gets injected

with new strain of cognition

manipulators. Becomes

sexually deviant immediately and

savagely rapes experimenters daughter

for 9 hours in a shed.

 

#3

14.9 million years in the future.

Groups of highly evolved and organised

penguins banding together and forcing

young seals to witness

the cannibalization of their entire

family on video camera.

◄ Pink

Everything Is Not Going To Be Okay ►

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melanie coady

Wed 22nd Aug 2012 19:47

laughed my ass off lol

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