Skinny dipping

Farmer Giles was a very lucky man,

He was on his way to pick fruit in his van.

Picking fruit was very hot work,

To have a dip in your own lake was definately a perk.

He'd packed his trunks ready for the lake,

They were designer label,cheap but fake.

As he approached the water with a bucket full of fruit,

He heard high pitched laughter which suddenly went mute.

A group of young ladies were skinny dipping,

They were completely naked no point in him stripping.

"We're not coming out till you have departed."

As quickly into the water they swiftly darted.

"Its ok,carry on,I'll come back later,

I only came down to feed the alligator"