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Two Limericks for Janet and Phil

 

Phil`s got a new motor bicycle

And Janet thinks it`s very nicycle

But she thinks it gets last

When he goes far too fast

For her nose it gets froze like an icycle

 

 

They both have a terible dread

Of losing Phil`s cylinder head,

So shaking with fright

They remove it each night

And smuggle it with them to bed.

◄ THE FLOATING VOTER SONG

SIN AGAINST THE SPIRIT? ►

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Martin Peacock

Tue 19th Jun 2012 11:46

Cheers for the comments on 'All In Good Time' [although I'm not sure what you mean by 'end-rhyming'.]

Re: the limericks - nice, although the third and fourth lines lost me and 'icicle' doesn't benefit from the [deliberate?] misspelling.

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Yvonne Brunton

Sat 16th Jun 2012 17:07

With the limeric wot you have written
I am quite inexplicably smitten
Though the thought drives me frantic
Of their bedtime antics
By the limeric bug I've been bitten.

<Deleted User> (10423)

Sat 16th Jun 2012 00:23

I like a good limerick...and they were two good limericks (or one double barrelled one?). Nicely done!

<Deleted User> (6895)

Fri 15th Jun 2012 23:05

(re the last line)or do as we once did Harry-
dismantle the whole(Tiger cub)bike-
paint all the body parts hang 'em on't washing line to dry-sit looking at them nicely drying in the sun,wondering-how the flip we could get them all back together!

We always enjoy your sense of humour Harry.xx

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