(Originally posted last year after the Champions League Final but commemorating the Final of 2009 which they lost 2-0 to Barcelona. I just couldn't resist).
Fergie, Fergie, the Spaniards have shafted you
They went through your back four like a Manchester vindaloo
So don’t be a moaning Jonah
You lost to Barcelona
Don’t suck on your teat
Accept your defeat
‘Cos they hammered you nothing to two.
Fergie, Fergie, I’ll sing you this sweet refrain
Barca’s won the Champions League again
So keep your tired excuses
Giggsy was worse than useless
You’d be better off
Back with Tottenham at White Hart Lane.
Fergie, Fergie, I know that you’re bound to survive
You’ve got some way though to catch up on Liverpool’s Five
The time when history beckoned
You only managed second
To give him his due
Cloughie got two
There’d been more if he’d still been alive.
Fergie, Fergie, try not to curse and swear
There’s not much red in Roma but don’t despair
Your fans have all hidden their red strip
For making their homeward bus trip
But you spot a red
By the nob on his head
And not by the shirt that he wears.