When things that appear as they should do

turn out to be nothing but fake

and their form and position and physique

take shape for appearances sake

when so often we're clearly deluded

and substance is masked from our view

we behold and embrace and take comfort

well what else can we reasonably do

but some things are there to be questioned

should not be allowed to deceive

not left to unquestioned purdah

for believers to simply believe

for example take one Sandi Toksvig

that Radio Four smart-arsed hag

and please be assured that this item

is Clive Anderson wearing drag.