The Poetry Spoke raffle

Two prizes remain.

The first is a G-string

Of chocolate. Insane!

 

The second's a diary

and calendar twee.

Heh, someone's got a choice.

Oh heavens, it's me.

 

My ticket has been pulled.

I start the long walk.

To cheers and crude comments

I feel a right dork.

 

I could take the G-string

and give it to Izz

who's at the next table.

She'd really make things fizz.

 

But cameras are present

And I've got a wife.

Consider her feelings,

Consider my life.

 

It's a very nice diary

and calendar too.

How can I employ them

Oh what shall I do?

 

I took them in to class

at Asylum Link.

The teachers now make notes

tell each other what they think

 

Thursday talks to Monday

Sends a little letter

Monday talks to Tuesday

This way of work is better

 

The G-string would have been fun.

But in the nitty-gritty.

The diary and the calendar -

ah that was serendipity.