HORMONES
My jeans zip is popping and my body’s gone all crazy
Everyone is noticing that my memory’s a wee bit hazy.
The once upright breasts are dropping
And these hot flushes aren’t for stopping.
And around my middle I’m getting more stout
It’s the hormones, that’s what it’s all about.
There’s no where to hide there’s no where to run
My newly acquired moustache and chin hairs are fit to stun.
I joined a club that weekly meet
They tell me all the can’t haves, I just go home and eat
Don’t have this don’t have that
I paid all that money just for a chat.
At least my feet are still the same size shoe
I could always buy them something new.
Time passes quickly, teenage years gone
There's no more excuses to rely on
The one about puppy fat, ran out long ago
So now It's time for a revamp from head to toe..
