My eyes, my eyes are aching, oh doctor

I’ve spent too long staring at this small screen

Not the TV, I mean the computer

And Dr Who’s on later (where’ve you been,

Didn’t you know?) Although I haven’t seen

The series so far, he could be about

To regenerate, whatever that means.

Meanwhile, Serena lost to Venus. Out!

Cried the umpire; Serena gave a pout

But quickly smiled for the sake of sister

And mama sitting watching. Now I’m keen

To eat some food, or else I might pass out

I neglected that need and drank beer

Now I must stear clear of this little screen