I think I'm in love with wayne sleep

I know some may say he's a creep

but that cute perky smile

would beguile for a while

I think I'm in love with wayne sleep

I think I'm in love with wayne sleep

and if to his bed I did creep

I'm sure I'd have fun 

I just know he's the one

I think I'm in love woth wayne sleep

I know what you're going to say!

you're going to tell me he's gay!

Well I really don't care

I just want an affaire

with that cute little chap

called wayne sleep!