RZHEPICKS

 

On the right foot

I’ll put on a boot.

On the left foot

I’ll put on a shoe.

For you to see

That I am nervous.

            ***

-Why did you marry?

-Had no life experience.

-Why did you divorce?

-Had no patience.

-Why did you marry again?

-Have lost my memory.

              ***

John, will you offend me?

-Offend? You? Never!

I never offend women.

-But if I do something wrong?

-I’ll kill you.

Why should I offend you?

                ***

You are my pride

Which I would like

Somewhere to hide.

                 ***

I could send you somewhere

But now I can tell you, if you care;

You have just come from there.

                  ***

The things you could do today

You can do the day after tomorrow

And without any sorrow

You’ll have two days of rest.

                    ***

She doesn’t like the sea food,

She likes the sea of food.

                     ***

©Larisa Rzhepishevska

23rd of January,2011

                  

 

 

 

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Larisa Rzhepishevska

Mon 24th Jan 2011 16:50

Hi, dear Ann! As far as I've already explained "Rzhepicks" come from my surname Rzhepishevska. If your surname is Foxglove then they have to be Foxglovicks. lol

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Ann Foxglove

Mon 24th Jan 2011 07:27

Hi Larisa - I think I've thought of a rzhepick!

"I'm fussy -
that's why I'm lonely"

"I'm not fussy -
that's why I'm happy!"

What do you think? I'd have to call mine a Foxerick I guess! I always enjoy yours. x

stella jones

Sun 23rd Jan 2011 23:32

Brilliant opening stanza you have leading into a most lovely read! nice one..

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Sun 23rd Jan 2011 21:09

you are definitely getting better and better..so?...dont stop! lotsa love-Stef.x

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Antonionioni

Sun 23rd Jan 2011 13:29

Hey, some really top quality observations there Larisa!

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