A funerals review

'She's a psychopath'
Said the man in black
'Feel her wrath,
And you'll end up in a sack'

'I wouldn't say she's classy'
Said a mourner called Dave
'But she's still pretty sassy,
And she can put you in a grave'

'Well I'd say she's smart'
Said the hired detective
'Her murder is twisted art,
And of her safety she is very protective'

'She'd do anything to get her own way'
Said the respected church priest
'She doesn't have morals some say,
And she would happily poison a feast'

'We all know who the culprit is'
Said the dead mans wife
'My husband didn't even cross her path' she insists
But no one will ever put her away for life