I wish I was like Sarah Beaney

She’s strong and she’s tough and she’s cute

She’s got those great tits

And that intriguing lip

I wish I was like Sarah Beaney

 

Oh I wish I could be Sarah Beaney

She’s sexy and funny and smart

She’s never afraid of mistakes that she’s made

She knows everything

She’s the queen she’s the king

Oh I wish I could be Sarah Beaney

 

Nothing defeats Sarah Beaney

Nothing could quell that great charm

She shines and she glows

She sweats and she grows

So blooming in each pregnancy

By nine months she fills up the screen

Oh I wish I could be Sarah Beaney

 

Where Kirsty is surely Head Girl

Sarah would skive off for sure

She’s naughty but nice

Better take her advice

Raise your eyebrows but never a frown

Or your house it will surely fall down