How unfair is human’s nature!
A man is a lucky creature!
He can see a woman’s breast at once
And tries to get his chance.
But what a woman should do?
Sometimes she realize that….
She’s got a surprise
When she see the gun’s size.
©Larisa Rzhepishevska
January the 12th,2011
<Deleted User> (7212)
Thu 13th Jan 2011 13:30
LARISA - you know what they say... "NEVER MIND THE QUALITY - FEEL THE WIDTH"
and "THERE'S MANY A FINE TUNE PLAYED ON AN OLD FIDDLE" ;)
For Banksy: Big Bertha is too old and can't shoot.
He's thinking 'What's in it for me?' She's thinking...'Sand'
:-)
Jx
(as for my 'untrimmed sprouts'....you dancing?)
<Deleted User> (7212)
Wed 12th Jan 2011 21:04
Larisa - you ever hear about the German gun "Big Bertha" ?
.. well, that's me, that is :)
from the look on that girl's face, I reckon he's packing a .22
That will be because of all the vodka your men drink over there Larisa - the nose probably enflames - I'm not sure it does the same for the penis. Large hands and feet are rumoured to be a good indication - but I really wouldn't know :)
John - perhaps that has something to do with all the untrimmed hair you sprout in later years...
I think our earlobes continue to grow as well.
:-)
jx
Well, I have noticed that getting older the nose becomes bigger. Is it the same with the ......? lol
Ha - love it Larisa - this made me laugh - the picture also! Yes - a man can get to hide his lightness under a bushel and most of us women are incredibly forgiving anyway - but if you are a titman you are just never going to go for a flat chested girl... unless she wears a wonderbra I suppose..
Shame you can't read this at the Tudor tomorrow!
Hm, I think you have a fair point! But don't they say to look at the nose - and the fingers? Just a tip! (Actually true in my very limited experience!) xx
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Larisa Rzhepishevska
Thu 13th Jan 2011 14:23
I agree with you about the quality of an old fiddle but we have strayed from the topic.