Former Australian fast bowler and selector, Merv Hughes (Mr Taciturn) rather rashly predicted an easy 5-0 win for Australia in the Test Series.

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 It’s not 5-0 is it now, Merv?

It’s not 5-0 is it now?

You’ve got the score you deserve, Merv

You’ve got the score you deserve.

It’s a lesson to help you behave, Merv

A lesson to help you behave;

The Don would turn in his grave, Merv

The Don would turn in his grave.

Both Thommo and Lillee would too,  Merv

Both Thommo and Lillee would too;

So puff on your didgeridoo, Merv

So puff on your didgeridoo.

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Embarrassed to be in your shoes, Hughes?

Embarrassed to be in your shoes?

You foot’s in your mouth when you lose, Hughes

You foot’s in your mouth when you lose.

So give the boys all their dues, Hughes

So give the boys all their dues;

You’ll read the score in the news, Hughes

You’ll read the score in the news.

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