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Groundhog

A groundhog walked into a bar and said...

A groundhog walked into a bar and said...

A groundhog walked into a bar and said...

A groundhog walked into a bar and said...

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Chris Dawson

Fri 19th Nov 2010 10:23

Vu ain't what it used to be ... deja.
Cx

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Dave Carr

Thu 18th Nov 2010 20:28

Thanks for all these comments (and jokes)
In answer to your question Larisa how about
A groundhog walked into a bar and said "Same again"?
But that would ruin the beautiful iambic pentameter.
How about a haiku....(joku)

Girl walks into bar
Barman gimme a double
So he gave her one.

Not an original joke, I know but probably never as a haiku.

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Francine

Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:58

I would just get up and leave...
But, I would probably have the last word. ; )

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Isobel

Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:55

That would have to be the Tudor then!

<Deleted User> (7212)

Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:54

A blind man unknowingly wanders into a dyke's bar, settles down with his beer & shouts out
"anyone wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Sure mister, says one, but, before you do, you'd better know that the blonde to your left is a wrestler, the blonde to your right is a construction worker and the blonde who just served you also works on the dock... now, do you wanna tell us that joke ?
Nah, he says.
Oh? and why ever not then ?
Cos I don't want to explain it three times. :)

<Deleted User> (7212)

Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:46

Two blondes walked into a Hotel... you'd think one of them would've seen it :)

<Deleted User> (7212)

Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:45

A groundhog walked into a bar and said "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!"......

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Steven Waling

Wed 17th Nov 2010 11:56

It's deja vue all over again..

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shoeless

Wed 17th Nov 2010 10:05

*readit*
*readit*
*readit*

or was that a frog :)
made me smile

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Dave Bradley

Tue 16th Nov 2010 23:15

...."I keep hearing 'I've got you Babe' all the time. A double please"

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Larisa Rzhepishevska

Tue 16th Nov 2010 23:05

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! I am so curious to know what did he (it) say? I am very curious. I am super curious. I am just .....I am just..... I am just.... I am just.....

<Deleted User> (7164)

Tue 16th Nov 2010 23:00

I thought that was yesterday. Was it the day before or the day before that a groundhog walked into a bar and said...

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