NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS

“ISLAMOPHOBIA RULES OK!”

DID WE ACTUALLY SAY THAT?

YOU MAY THINK THAT IT DOES

OUR PRODUCER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT.

 

THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS!

FUNDING PALESTINE ACTION

IS A TERROR OFFENCE

WARNS NUMBER TEN.

[STARMER KNOWS IT’S NOT,

BUT HE COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]

 

NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS

FUNDING GENOCIDE ACTION

IS NOT A TERROR OFFENCE

SAYS NUMBER TEN.

[THEY MAY THINK THAT:

STARMER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]

 

NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS

FUNDING GENOCIDE ACTION

IS NOT A TERROR OFFENCE

SAY NUMBER TEN’S

LEGAL ADVISORS.

THEY MAY THINK THAT,

STARMER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]

 

NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS

ENABLING GENOCIDE ACTION

IS NOT A TERROR OFFENCE

SAYS NUMBER TEN.

[THEY MAY THINK THAT:

STARMER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]

 

NOT THE NINE O’ CLOCK NEWS

BEING AN AMBASSADOR

FOR GENOCIDE ACTION

IS NOT A TERROR OFFENCE

SAYS NUMBER TEN.

[STARMER KNOWS THAT IT IS,

THE WHOLE UK KNOWS THAT IT IS

THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT IT IS,

BUT STARMER COULDN’T POSSIBLY COMMENT]