THE CHILL FACTOR

Chillax and stay in bed

Pull the duvet over your head

Its not worth all the stress

So the worlds in a mess

But what does it matter

Go out, have a natter

 

As long as theres a brew

a pint or a fag

no point in losing

your flaming rag

 

Who gives a toss about a win, draw or loss

Footballs a drain and Cricket’s a pain

And if it rains you gotta start all over again

 

Then there’s all that news

Good bad and fake

The EU and the politicians

on the take

 

But don’t get me started

Or like when someone’s farted

You’ll be out of the door

In an instant for sure

 

So I’m signing off 

Cos I’ve got a bad cough

So like I said I’ll stay in bed

Let it all go over my weary head

 

It’s not worth all the stress

Yea the worlds in a mess

Nothing little old me can do

So it’s a late night brew and...

Night all, see you!

From ‘Rhymes and Reasons’

By ‘Rick Varden