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SANTA'S SATNAV

Some more seasonal fun, with modern techy kids in mind giving their long-suffering parents a hard time.

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DAD

We get these questions from our kids...they won't leave us alone

When they jump out of bed on Christmas Day

Each time they ask their Mum and Dad we try hard not groan

KIDS

1.

Does Santa have a SatNav on his sleigh?

Every year he comes around with gifts to being us joy

And every year he always finds his way

Leaving lovely presents for lucky girl and boy

Does Santa have a SatNav on his sleigh?

2.

Is Santa's Grotto computerised and not some pantomime -

Are all our Christmas presents on hard disc?

So they can be downloaded by his helpers in good time

To make sure no one's address will be missed

3..

Does he have an onboard screen to help him map the stars

So he can get around without delay?

Or does he track the headlights of all the homebound cars

Does Santa have a SatNav on his sleigh\?

REPEAT 2.

DAD

Maybe when they're older and know more than they do now

They'll grow enough and know enough not to groan

If their own kids should ask them - Dear Daddy tell us how

Does Santa find his way out there alone?

But for now they're still left thinking what a job the old boy's got

When they jump out of bed on Christmas Day

And I hope for many Christmases they'll be asking - like as not

KIDS

Does Santa have a SatNav on his sleigh?

(REPEAT TO CLOSE)

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◄ WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND

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Comments

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 8th Dec 2023 03:44

Hi Ruth = thanks for the comment. If you think you can use it this
Christmas season then you have my "go ahead" for 2023. Please treat this
reply as my authority for your use as
shown during 2023.
Please note that the recording is by Pete Dymond and the late
Marcie Summers (doing the kids, helped by electronic wizardry).
They deserve being credited as the UK performers if you play it.
Perhaps you would be so kind as to provide more details about
how, where and when you eventually intend to play it.
Thanks.
Seasonal cheers to you.
MC

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Ruth O'Reilly

Fri 8th Dec 2023 00:45

Ha,ha Love this M.C more ppl need to hear this! Shall I play it on radio for u? I'll download it with your permission 👍

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