The Tik Tok Detective's
The Tik Tok detectives, making the news.
Seeking attention, so desperate for views.
A wannabe Private Eye, a frustrated sleuth.
Standing in the way of finding the real truth.
Causing disruption, creating doubt and pain.
Innocent, decent people you wrongly blame.
You turn up unwanted at a crime scene.
As you're not part of any investigation team.
You are not reporters, no training or insight.
Of making false accusations, you have no right.
Conspiracy theories, you wrongly spread.
Hampering the professionals, it has to be said.
Snooping and prying, causing untold stress.
Of your personal opinions, I couldn't care less.
A hindrance a nuisance, only trouble to stir.
But the Tik Tok directives, don't seem to care.