Some Wetherspoons have started handing the tea bags to you over the counter.
Although I might lampoon
That icon Wetherspoon’s
Your second tea was always free
It’s something of a boon.
They’d charge you for the cup
Just once so you could sup
A second free or even three
You just kept filling up.
That went for coffee too
So what I tend to do
Was fill up till my free refills
Had seen the morning through.
But lately what you’ll see
They’ve hid their bags of tea
You cannot do a second brew
Or 3rd or 4th for free.
The reason this takes place
This measure of ill-grace
They tired of theft no bags were left
They said that was the case.
The pub thinks they’ve been smug
But now I’ve got the bug
It’s not the tea I steal; but me?
I steal the fucking mug.
Fri 3rd Mar 2023 07:35
Ha ha, Stephen. Thanks for the tip-off. I’ll take my claw hammer.
And thanks for the Like, Stephen A and Tom.
Thu 2nd Mar 2023 17:08
Watch it, John, or they'll start nailing them down.
Thu 2nd Mar 2023 08:57
Empty mugs left on tables, Kevin. Now you’re talking.
And thanks for the Likes, Red Brick and Telboy.
Thu 2nd Mar 2023 08:49
You've missed a trick here John.
If you take it back on your next visit you can have more free coffees.
We we're on a Spoons on Sheffield, when a homeless guy came in, found a cup of an empty table, and helped himsen to free coffee all afternoon.
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