The Decorator

When this fellow is upset

he gets all emulsional

Instead of telling the truth he

Always glosses things over

 

In Preparation

For a good night out, he starts

Stripping off his work clothes

Brushes his hair

Then climbs into his flashy new Roller

 

He’s gagging for a drink

His throat feels like sandpaper

Before long, he’s steaming drunk

Then, uses a cheesy line

that his dance partner

has a Ladder in her tights

Which needs Filling in

 

So he offers her some masking tape

The night ends in a great finish

Overall, a really colourful, glossy night out

But he has to be quiet getting in so late

A bit like walking on Eggshell