The Decorator

When this fellow is upset

he gets all emulsional

Instead of telling the truth he

Always glosses things over


In Preparation

For a good night out, he starts

Stripping off his work clothes

Brushes his hair

Then climbs into his flashy new Roller


He’s gagging for a drink

His throat feels like sandpaper

Before long, he’s steaming drunk

Then, uses a cheesy line

that his dance partner

has a Ladder in her tights

Which needs Filling in


So he offers her some masking tape

The night ends in a great finish

Overall, a really colourfulglossy night out

But he has to be quiet getting in so late

A bit like walking on Eggshell




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Rick Varden

Tue 31st Jan 2023 12:59

Ha ha, I can imagine

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 31st Jan 2023 09:38

Nice one.
I'm familiar with all those term-my dad left school to work as a painter and decorators apprentice.
Our house was never the same colour for long.😊

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