You'd better open your front door
you'd better make sure 
you've got the right
clothes on
and you'd better step
out there.

I've found no other advice 
worth a pebble.

Even John Lennony me
who creeps towards no more war
who works for no rich and poor
knows it ain't happening.
Well, I've said my piece
I'll leave it at that.

Take my scarf and hat 
for a snowman in a blizzard advice- it's free.

Great athlete breaks world record. Wow!
Should be so proud...until... 
he wraps up in some gaudy flag!
Talk about hero to 
rather disappointing scoundrel.
Uh, I've done it again and it really must stop.

I forget my own advice. It's a compulsion.
Try again.

Open the front door
make sure 
you've got the right
clothes on
and step out there.