Etonian Gaslighters

But sir, it wasn’t us, it’s so unfair,

We’ve only been in power for nigh twelve years,

It was our friend le Putain, over there,

Made of the NHS such great pig’s ears.


It wasn’t Hunt spelled with a C who wrote

That pamphlet saying “Kill the NHS”,

It’s old gits, and those refugees afloat,

It’s them that’s got the UK in distress.


Oh look at that, a dead cat in the street!

Ignore those bent sods in the House of Lords,

Those scrounging nurses, how they always bleat!

Those sick folk, how they block up all the wards!


The nasty EU’s taking it’s revenge,

Increasingly our paranoia blooms,

They’re eating straight bananas at Stonehenge!

Their elephants roam round our living rooms!

PutinNHSJeremy HuntHouse of LordsEUStonehengeelephants

◄ Chewin' a Wasp

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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Fri 9th Dec 2022 13:45

Thank you for your comments and likes.

I think my anger would eat me up and destroy me if I couldn't employ a bit of humour.😡

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Thu 8th Dec 2022 20:25

That photo' says it all - what would Nanny say?
Well written and well said Uilleam.

<Deleted User> (9882)

Thu 8th Dec 2022 17:59

A definite nail smack bang on the head poem Uilleam but what a bloody shambles this country that SHOULD be OURS is in the hands of arseholes-god help us!

Rose 💋

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 8th Dec 2022 17:31

Stirring stuff, Uilleam. The comment on the Smogg is perfect.

<Deleted User> (34685)

Thu 8th Dec 2022 10:50

clever clever clever! you clever BASTARD! 😈


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