STREETS BECOME GULLIES

RIVERS BECOME INSURANCE CLAIMS

CARS BECOME PEDESTRIAN SPRAYERS

UMBRELLAS BECOME ABSOLUTE NECESSITIES 

AVOIDING PUDDLES BECOMES GAMES OF HOPSCOTCH

BIRD BATHS BECOME POINTLESS

LADIES NEW HAIR DO'S BECOME RATS TAILS

CENTRALLY  HEATED HOUSES BECOME WET CLOTHES SANCTUARIES

WATERPROOFS AND WELLIES BECOME THE LATEST FASHIONS

BUSES BECOME MOBILE SAUNAS

HOSEPIPES BECOME REDUNDANT

CHEMISTS SHOPS BECOME COMMUNITY HALLS

DINGHYS BECOME TAXIS

SANDBAGS BECOME BEST SELLERS

SUNSHINE BECOMES A MEMORY

I BECOME A TICKET BUYER

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TO HACIENDAS!