Sometimes I think the name 'Joanne' really isn't sufficiently frivolous-
Because just now on telly, I saw a mushroom named 'HIDEOUS GOMPHIDIUS'.
Compared with plain old boring 'Joanne'....HIDEOUS GOMPHIDIUS is very exotic!!
I mean yes, my parents would surely been deemed PSYCHOTIC
If they'd have given me such a name
But who could have blamed
People would FREAKKKKK
TF OUT!! when they'd ask: 'Name??'
And I'd stand there... chuckling to myself.... raising my game-
From vanilla-manilla 'Joanne'.......to **HIDEOUS GOMPHIDIUS!!!!**
LET'S DO THIS!!!
All the rage-
My parents would *probably* remain loyal-
By phone saying: 'Hello? Is that Hideous?'....(and yes they *would* definitely silently recoil)...
But longer term gains matter!!
It'd get the neighbours a-natter!!
'All press is good press', so they say.
There again.. it would probably keep my daughter away
From me for a while
She definitely would NOT SMILE
While stood next to me in line
'HIDEOUS GOMPHIDIUS, the Dr will see you now!!'. "You utter swine!!-
Mother, for changing your name!!"
She would exclaim.
The idea's therefore cancelled from my brain (booooooo!!!).
So 'Hideous Joanne Gomphidius'? ...it's been nice to know you-
But I do NOT need my highly judgemental daughter calling me a POO-
For the fifty millionth time.