Remember, remember the 5th November

Recession, austerity and plot

As mortgages and prices go

They’ve sky rocketed a lot

 

The chancellor sharpens his pencil

To draft in all the dates

Of when to put the squeeze 

On me, my family and mates

 

They say that unemployment 

Will double by the summer

But that won’t bother Rishi

To him it’s just a bummer

 

For me and you, and your family

But not him and his loaded spouse

By then the bailiffs will have come…

To repossess me house!