ANAL BEADS

If this news item has passed you by, I suggest you google “Chess Cheat”.

 

For cheating at the game of chess

There’s nothing better supersedes

Electronic codes my team

Sends my vibrating anal beads.

◄ FESTIVAL OF TAT

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Kevin Tan

Tue 4th Oct 2022 11:27

I wish you a pleasant ride, John! 😊

No it's a global transformation we're going through. Humanity is coming to terms with itself. We're rediscovering what is important.

Cheating with analities has certainly entered a new dimension.

I prefer my chess without hate.

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John Coopey

Tue 4th Oct 2022 07:49

It surely does, Kevin. It seems cheating is more innovative these days. I saw an article about a woman poker star who is allegedly doing the same. Also two fisherman who won a match, not by shoving the fish up their arse, you understand, but by pushing lead weights inside the fish to make them heavier.
I think I’ll try the anal beads trick when I’m riding my bike to see if I go any faster.

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Kevin Tan

Mon 3rd Oct 2022 17:29

love vibrates joyously these days 😄

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John Coopey

Sat 1st Oct 2022 23:28

Nice one, Stephen. And how about “Vaseline Alley”?

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 1st Oct 2022 18:32

I suppose 'What a feeling' is a contender, John.

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John Coopey

Sat 1st Oct 2022 18:02

Stephen, my original intention was to parody The Beach Boys “Good Vibrations”. But
a) the chords were too hard
b) the singing was too hard.
Alternative suggestions are most welcome.

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Stephen Gospage

Sat 1st Oct 2022 17:54

I've heard of back channnels but this is ridiculous.

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John Coopey

Sat 1st Oct 2022 12:55

I shall experiment at our local pub quiz, Ray.

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raypool

Sat 1st Oct 2022 11:02

Like a sort of morse code John, or is it a coarse code? An unusual idea but it could catch on with or without the chess I suspect.

Ray

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John Coopey

Sat 1st Oct 2022 08:26

Ah, the old Grapes of Wrath, John.
And thanks for the Like, Holden.

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John Botterill

Fri 30th Sep 2022 23:30

I think I had anal beads once when I went fishing on a cold wet riverbank!

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