ANAL BEADS
If this news item has passed you by, I suggest you google “Chess Cheat”.
For cheating at the game of chess
There’s nothing better supersedes
Electronic codes my team
Sends my vibrating anal beads.
Comments
Nice one, Stephen. And how about “Vaseline Alley”?
I suppose 'What a feeling' is a contender, John.
Stephen, my original intention was to parody The Beach Boys “Good Vibrations”. But
a) the chords were too hard
b) the singing was too hard.
Alternative suggestions are most welcome.
I've heard of back channnels but this is ridiculous.
I shall experiment at our local pub quiz, Ray.
Like a sort of morse code John, or is it a coarse code? An unusual idea but it could catch on with or without the chess I suspect.
Ray
Ah, the old Grapes of Wrath, John.
And thanks for the Like, Holden.
I think I had anal beads once when I went fishing on a cold wet riverbank!
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John Coopey
Tue 4th Oct 2022 07:49
It surely does, Kevin. It seems cheating is more innovative these days. I saw an article about a woman poker star who is allegedly doing the same. Also two fisherman who won a match, not by shoving the fish up their arse, you understand, but by pushing lead weights inside the fish to make them heavier.
I think I’ll try the anal beads trick when I’m riding my bike to see if I go any faster.