Feeling sick Fred grabbed a thermometer and opened his mouth wide,

Hoping to get a positive reading when it was placed inside.

Molly, his wife,aghast at what she had seen,

Shouted,"spit it out,you don't know where it's been !!"

"Oh no !"gasped Fred,"has it been in the mouth of our dog Olly ?"

"Not exactly,it's been somwhere else "answered Molly.