The Womble-Jo Of Wales, I Am
That went into the item bought—
To be appreciated
You don’t KNOW—
(Or care) how much dough
A gift (with tags still attached!!) you throw
Away, or give to Oxfam
On the other hand—
Myself and my merry band
Of charity shop grand
Sifters, will easily locate your discarded
And we’ll buy it—
Because (as with the case of this John Lewis lead crystal perfume bottle) it will easily fit
With my other charity shop treasures, and sit
Proud and loud, in all of its
But tell me this!!--which person alive--
Into a gift-like-this with vive??!?
I think I *might* know who!!
AN UNGRATEFUL MOO!!
POSSIBLY LIKE YOU (!!)--
(If you're not like me,
And appreciate all things twee--
And pretty much free--
Did you have??---to throw away
Such a beauty!!
That was simply doing its dazzlingly lovely crystalline duty!!
Purchased retail for you--for 30 times sum that *I* secured this wee booty
(**NB: All genders of moo apply equally).
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