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LIVING DOLL

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I thought I could afford her by mail order – she’s my Living Doll

I got the mag to send me bendy Wendy – their best Blow-Up Doll

She’s a gummy granny with a fanny and a real bum-hole

She’s my fornicating and fellating Blow-Up Doll.

 

I thought I’d better line her sweet vagina back at our hotel

But I overdid the lube with three full tubes of KY gel

When I went to grope she shot like soapy bats shoot out of hell

Through the door and down the stair to scare the clientele.

 

Take a look at her hair;

It’s real and if you don’t believe what I say just feel;

I ordered it curly in red

To match with her head

And under her pits as well.

 

I’d started my French kisses when the missus caught me on a roll

She’d come in from the garden, saw my hard-on like a barber’s pole

I thought she might have hit me, had a fit, she might have lost control

But simply went out shopping with my whopping Bendy Doll.

 

Take a look at her hair;

It’s real and if you don’t believe what I say just feel;

And it’s so quick to grow,

She never says’ “No”

There’s even a doll who’ll squeal.

(“Fill me; thrill me, Big Boy”)

 

I had a slug of whisky so felt frisky for the front bum hole

I blew into the nozzle a colossal breath of alcohol

But things got rather dire when she caught fire from touching lighted coals

Which tended to portend the end of Wendy, Blow-Up Doll;

Which tended to portend the end of Wendy, Blow-Up Doll.

◄ "GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY"

MICHAEL SEEN FLORA ►

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John Coopey

Wed 4th May 2022 13:57

Bendy Wendy has an inflated opinion of herself, Kevin.

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John Coopey

Wed 4th May 2022 09:40

At six quid a pill, Pete, I ration them to birthdays.

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Pete (edbreathe)

Tue 3rd May 2022 22:13

John
That was’ interesting’ ! Have you lost your pills 🤣

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John Coopey

Mon 2nd May 2022 14:10

Thankyou, Ray and Kevin. And for the Likes, Stephen and Kevin.

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raypool

Sun 1st May 2022 17:13

I never bother with foreplay John, so I just read the last two lines which I liked very much - tempted to rhyme that word just to be chummy (or is it gummy?) The poem goes down well i'd have thought.

Ray

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