That's just crazy, seeing

An elephant climb an Acacia nut tree,

Or hedgehogs on a supermarket spree,

Even marrying a blue whale called Penelope.

 

Even crazier than that would be

Seeing a horse playing Texas hold ‘em,

A cat doing laundry, ironing and folding ‘em,

A parade of Echidnas with one Ant beholding ‘em. 

 

That is so crazy to comprehend

But what's even crazier for me to see

Together forever is what I thought we’d be

But whilst I’m in love with you, 

                                     you’re not in love with me.