They have found 

my replacement

he is sat there with a

finger up his nose 

watching a cartoon 

about a talking cupcake.

 

He can recite the alphabet 

print his own name 

and his an expert in the 

sauropods of the mesozoic era.

 

Just this morning he 

recalled the names

of the planets, 

listing each one by size

and distance from the sun

 

Remembering to add Pluto

as a footnote,

which used to be a planet,

or so he'd been told,

by those of us who'd

been here awhile.