I remember the days of schoolboy French

When one day along came a comely wench

She made me all tongue tied and caused a certain distress

At least that’s how I remember the French mistress

 

She used to sit upon my desk

All long legged and short skirted

I could have sold my seat a thousand times over

But I sat there happily disconcerted.

 

The l’autobus est parti

I said in my best French speak

Of course, I loved it when she praised my accent

And we came so close I could smell her scent

 

She was exotic

A creature all French and so erotic

I think it’s fair to say she changed my life

I even looked for a French woman to make my wife

 

So today come inside and meet madame

She’s made us a lovely meal please relax if you can

There’s camembert and brie for tea

and plenty of joie de vivre