Anger Management
I am past my prime
I am an angry Old Man
ornery and cantankerous
like most old men
little things upset me
like stupidity
conformity
diversity
I have been placed
in Anger Management therapy
but even that makes me mad
I hate doctors
I hate couches
I am not managing it well
I still believe crankiness is a virtue
I use it on my poor wife
with spotty results
the spots are actually bruise marks
from a baseball bat.
